Every week, on the drive to Church.
Q: Where are we going?
A: To Church.
Q: Where is Church?
A: In Heaven.
Q: When is Church?
A: The end of time.
Q: Who will we see at Church?
A: Mary, Jesus, the martyrs, the saints, the apostles, and the prophets.
Q: Who are the apostles?
A: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James, Thaddeus, Simon, Judas, Matthias
Q: What are the virtues?
A: Faith, hope, love, wisdom, justice, courage, temperance
Q: What are the spheres?
A: Earth, air, fire, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Stellatum, Primum Mobile, Empyrean
Q: What are the fruits of the Spirit?
A: Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.
Q: Where does God live?
Q: When does God live?
A: Every time.
Q: What does God know?
Q: How good is God?
A: All good.
Q: What is the most important thing you do all week?
A: Take the body and blood of Jesus.
Q: Is it more important than school?
Q: Is the bread and the wine kind of like the body and blood of Jesus or is it actually the body and blood of Jesus?
A: It is actually the body and blood of Jesus.
Q: And what would you say if someone told you it wasn’t?
A: I would say, “You are wrong. It is the true body and blood of Jesus, because that is what the Orthodox Church teaches.”
Q: Why does Jesus give you His body and blood?
A: Because He is good and because He loves us.
Q: Do you love Him, too?
A: Yes. Very much.
Q: How do you love Him?
A: By doing all the things He commands.
Q: What will happen after you eat the body and blood of Jesus?
A: Jesus comes into our hearts and does all the good things we do.
Q: Does Jesus do evil things with you?
Q: Have you asked Jesus into your hearts?
A: Many times.
Q: If you decide to get married someday, what kind of man must you marry?
A: An Orthodox man, or else he won’t come to Church with us and our children will be confused.