Christian Pastor: *writes article about the importance of marriage* Christian singles in the comments section: This is so offensive. What about us? Singles are some of the most neglected people in the church. Christian singles on Instagram: Travel is *so* important.
Just before he dies, in the few seconds beforehand, every man feels he has just inherited a measureless fortune. A hundred trillion dollars, let us say. Q: What does it feel like to die? A: Dying feels like learning you have inherited a hundred trillion dollars and then dying only a few seconds later.
Front Porch Republic interviewed me on the subject of classical education and you can read the interview here.
Parent: The grade you gave my son on his essay seems kind of subjective. Teacher: No, it seems kind of low, and if I raised the grade it would be even more subjective.
The teacher to the student: Can you not write a single paragraph without becoming bored and checking your phone? The student to the teacher: Can you not grade a single essay without becoming bored and checking your phone?
Every week, on the drive to Church. Q: Where are we going? A: To Church. Q: Where is Church? A: In Heaven. Q: When is Church? A: The end of time. Q: Who will we see at Church? A: Mary, Jesus, the martyrs, the saints, the apostles, and the prophets. Q: Who are the apostles?Continue reading “Sunday Morning Catechism With My Daughters”
Christians: (pushing a small stack of poker chips into the middle of the table) I bet there’s no such thing as gluttony. Secularists: (pushing out two larger stacks of poker chips) I bet there’s no such thing as lust. Christians: (undaunted, pushing all remaining poker chips out) I bet there’s no such thing as shallowness.Continue reading “A Short History of Audacious Bets Made In America During The 20th Century”
Students: Mr. Gibbs, do you think the Church should have temporal power? Gibbs: Look, if you just want to hear me say something controversial, I am happy to do that. Student: Okay! Gibbs: Then I’ll do you one better. I think the Church should have spiritual power.