Tom: Hey, wanted to ask you a question about your sign.
Harry: We’re very passionate about social justice.
Tom: Sure. I just wanted to know what “WATER IS LIFE” means?
Tom: Your sign says you believe “WATER IS LIFE.” I don’t get it.
Harry: Oh, right. Well… I have to admit, I’m not too clear on what that one means.
Tom: Do you think it just means that unless you drink some water from time to time, you die?
Harry: That thought has crossed my mind, but if that’s the case, I don’t get the angle. Because without air and food, you’re going to die, too.
Tom: Yeah, absolutely…
Harry: In all the other claims on the sign, I get the reference. You’ve got your race thing, your immigration thing, your gay thing, your feminist thing, your evolution thing. But… is a there a water thing?
Tom: Not that I’m aware of.
Harry: If there is, the water people need to get to work, you know what I’m saying?
Tom: It’s a fair point. I mean, if you’re going to justify your place on the sign, it seems like you better get off your duff and… I don’t know.
Harry: Burn a city bus?
Tom: Well, it’d be a good start.
Harry: You burn a city bus, people are going to need some water to put it out. Seems like you’d make your point pretty clear.