A Short Play About Dead Poets Society

Tom: Have you seen Dead Poets Society?

Harry: No.

Tom: It’s so good. There’s one scene where this teacher actually stands on a desk during class. He gets his students so pumped.

Harry: No way!

Tom: I know, right?

Harry: Man, I wish one of my teachers had stood on a desk during class.

Tom: I’m thinking of becoming a teacher just so I can stand on a desk. I just think of all the students who would become pumped if they saw me, a teacher, stand on a desk.

Morgan Freeman (Narrator): Tom did become a teacher. He never stood on a desk, but it wouldn’t have helped. He still would have been a terrible teacher.

Published by Joshua Gibbs

Sophist. De-activist. Hack. Avid indoorsman.

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