Tom: Have you seen Dead Poets Society?
Harry: No.
Tom: It’s so good. There’s one scene where this teacher actually stands on a desk during class. He gets his students so pumped.
Harry: No way!
Tom: I know, right?
Harry: Man, I wish one of my teachers had stood on a desk during class.
Tom: I’m thinking of becoming a teacher just so I can stand on a desk. I just think of all the students who would become pumped if they saw me, a teacher, stand on a desk.
Morgan Freeman (Narrator): Tom did become a teacher. He never stood on a desk, but it wouldn’t have helped. He still would have been a terrible teacher.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 