Adult Slang: “Adjacent” Is The New “Pivot”

Remember back in 2020 when everybody wanted to use the word “pivot”? Journalists, critiques, commentators, everyone really, loved an excuse to use the word “pivot.” It was so modern, so edgy, and sounded so informed and zeitgeisty.

Now everyone wants to say “adjacent.”

“This coffee isn’t fruity, but it’s fruit-adjacent.”

“This movie isn’t horror, but it’s horror-adjacent.”

“You don’t sound like an idiot, you’re just idiot-adjacent.”

Were adults always so much like teenagers?

I am surrounded by teenagers all day, every day, and they similarly cycle through words which make them feel important, words by which they identify themselves as being sophisticated, contemporary, and in-the-know.

With teenagers, it’s amusing. With adults, it’s pathetic.

Is Classical Education Sustainable?

“Yet many school leaders misunderstand the basis of culture, seeing it as something produced more by a shared vision than by shared behavior. In other words, they emphasize the ends while giving insufficient attention to the means. In the classical sphere, many leaders commit this error because they are more comfortable in the world of ideas than in the world of people. People are messy and complicated and require structures and disciplines. They require organizing principles and accountability. To lead and manage them is difficult work that often feels removed from the transcendental beauty classical education is meant to seek.”

-from Erik Twist’s Classical Education Needs Discipline and Vision, an absolute must read

Skipping School

“In the last several years, your school may have developed a “vacation problem,” as a colleague of mine recently put it. A “vacation problem” is a tendency among school families to take long vacations in the middle of the school year. Your school may have had vacation issues prior to 2020, but pandemic policies inevitably led many families to take a much looser stance toward school attendance. For the last two years, many in-person classes were also available online, which meant a time share in Florida was just as likely as a positive COVID test to make a student absent for a week. While online options have ended, many families are still willing to take extended vacations in the middle of the school year and assume students can just get makeup work upon their return. The truth is quite a bit more complicated, though.  

If a student misses five days of class to go to the Bahamas, why should a teacher give up several hours of their own time to help that student upon their return?”

-from The Vacation Problem, my latest for CiRCE

10 Favorite Music Videos Of All Time

10. Across the Universe, Fiona Apple (Directed by Paul Thomas Anderson)

9. Gosh, Jamie XX (Directed by Romain Gavras)

8. Lost Cause, Beck

7. Let Forever Be, The Chemical Brothers (Directed by Michel Gondry)

6. Virtual Insanity, Jamiroquai (Directed by Jonathan Glazer)

5. Bachelorette, Bjork (Directed by Michel Gondry)

4. Just, Radiohead (Directed by Jamie Thraves)

3. Wrong, Depeche Mode (Directed by Patrick Daughters)

2. Live With Me, Massive Attack (Directed by Jonathan Glazer)

1. Rabbit In Your Headlights, UNKLE featuring Thom Yorke (Directed by Jonathan Glazer)

Prayerfully

If you’ve just heard or read the word “prayerfully,” you’ve just been asked to consider giving money. It’s the only time anyone uses the word “prayerfully.” Please prayerfully consider making a donation.

Let me prayerfully ask you to consider using this word in other contexts, though. As in, “Please prayerfully chew with your mouth closed.” Or, “Please prayerfully ban your daughter from social media.”

Bad

Tom: I had to stay after school to deal with a bad student.

Harry: A “bad student.” Wow. That’s such an extreme judgment. I don’t know that I believe in “bad students.” I believe in misguided students, underprivileged students, wild students. But “bad students”? Yikes.

Tom: Do you believe in “bad teachers”?

Harry: That’s different.

Tom: Bad cops? Bad doctors? Bad lawyers?

Harry: That’s different.

Tom: Where do you think bad teachers come from?

Harry: I would have to think about it. There’s probably something that just never comes together for them.

Tom: Do you believe in good students?

Harry: Sure.

Tom: And if a certain student had the opposite of those qualities that make a student “good,” what would you call that student?

Harry: I don’t know. Misguided.

Tom: Great. Thanks. Your thoughts definitely correspond to reality.