
The Marriage Plot is more or less a miracle of good humor.
Teach me to care and not to care.

The Marriage Plot is more or less a miracle of good humor.
If there’s no food and drink at your faculty development events, you’re not developing anything other than everyone’s desire to go home.
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“The absolute ruler may be a Nero, but he is sometimes Titus or Marcus Aurelius; the people is often Nero, and never Marcus Aurelius.”
-Antoine de Rivarol
Tom: Would you say you’re loyal to your wife?
Harry: Of course. Absolutely.
Tom: Would you say you’re loyal to your church?
Harry: Uh, well, what do you mean by “loyalty”?
Students: Mr. Gibbs, do you think the church should have political power?
Gibbs: Why do you ask?
Students: I don’t know.
Gibbs: Do you just want to hear me say something controversial?
Students: Yes.
Gibbs: Then I’ll do you one better. I think the church should have spiritual power.
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“In what ways are gardening metaphors helpful in understanding what happens at a classical Christian school? Well, a classical education is not chiefly concerned with the transference of information. It is not about getting data from the teacher’s brain into the student’s brain. Instead, a classical education is about nurturing a student, by which I mean encouraging the innate desires to know, love, and serve which drive every human heart, but which have been marred and disfigured by sin. In the same way a man cannot force his flowers to bloom, neither can a teacher force a student to be virtuous. Instead, cultivating virtue in students means creating conditions which are favorable to growth. “God gives the increase,” be it in an orchard or a classroom, which means the teacher plants and waters and lives in hope, not certainty, that fruitful life will emerge where they have sown their prayers and lessons.
While gardening metaphors have value, they also have limits. How so? Well, plants do not cheat on geometry tests or look at pornography on their phones at lunch. A wax begonia will not pee all over the floor of the boy’s bathroom just for a laugh. There is no rose bush out there whose mother thinks it is going to Yale. Plants do not have feelings which mean they don’t respond to criticism or encouragement. Simply put, plants do not sin.
It is the issue of sin which places limits on the usefulness of gardening metaphors for education.”
-from Nurturing, Cultivating, Growing: Gardening Metaphors Have Gone Way Too Far, my latest for CiRCE
“You can’t teach an old dog new tricks,” but it’s better this way. The latest episode of Proverbial is available now.
“After the attack, which took place in the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, Chris Rock’s mother Rosalie insisted he shelter with his uncle and auntie who live eighteen miles away in Bel Air.”
There are two kinds of authors. The first kind gives their own books five star reviews on Goodreads. The other kind goes around giving “likes” to all the negative reviews.