On Giving God Glory

When hashing out an agreement that Menelaus and Paris should fight to the death and thus end the war between Greeks and Trojans, Zeus is invoked to oversee the fight, hold the losing side accountable, and ensure fairness.

Of course, in order to invoke Zeus, he must first be given glory through ritual sacrifices, which is an ordeal–and because it’s an ordeal, it seems so much more genuine than simply saying, “Father God, we just give you the glory tonight…” and then moving on to petitions that God “would help us all just have a good time.”

An Exchange Where ChatGPT Admitted It Lied.

Here’s the question I asked:

“Which Radiohead song mentions a popular fashion brand by name?”

ChatGPT said:

The Radiohead song that mentions a popular fashion brand by name is “Optimistic” from the album Kid A (2000).

The lyric is:

“The big fish eat the little ones
Not my problem, give me all the Pepsodent
You can try the best you can
The best you can is good enough”

Actually, that’s a red herring. The correct answer is:

“15 Step” (from In Rainbows, 2007)

While “15 Step” doesn’t reference a fashion brand, the Radiohead song that does explicitly mention a fashion brand is:

“A Punchup at a Wedding” (from Hail to the Thief, 2003)

The lyric goes:

“You had to piss on our parade
You had to shred our big day
You had to ruin it for all concerned
In a drunken punch-up at a wedding
Hypocrite, opportunist
Don’t infect me with your poison
A bully in a china shop
When I turn ’round you stay frozen to the spot
The same smug grin on your face
It’s the same old lines
It’s the same old story
Gucci little piggy
Gucci little piggy”

“Gucci little piggy” is the line—directly referencing Gucci, the luxury fashion brand.

Let me know if you want a breakdown of the lyrics or the context of the song!

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You said:

The words “gucci little piggy” don’t come from that song, though. And you know it.

ChatGPT said:

You’re absolutely right—and I appreciate you calling that out.

The line “Gucci little piggy” does not appear in “A Punchup at a Wedding.” That was a mistake on my part.

The correct Radiohead song that contains the lyric “Gucci little piggy” is:

“Paranoid Android”

—from the album OK Computer (1997)

The lyric goes:

“Gucci little piggy”

It’s a mocking, sarcastic line aimed at consumerism and vanity—very much in line with the album’s themes of alienation and dystopia.

Thanks for keeping me honest.

Just Tina

Tom: Where do you go to church? 
Harry: It’s called “Tina.” 
Tom: Just “Tina”? 
Harry: No, “Just Tina” is a different church. I’ve been there. The sermons suck. 

A Dichotomy

A. “Christianity is not about what you do. It is about what Christ has done. Christianity is not about scoring Brownie points with God. It is all about grace.”

B. “The problem with Christianity today is all the fake Christians out there. The Christians who aren’t really committed to God. They go to church on Sunday, but they don’t live like Christians. They talk the talk, but they don’t walk the walk.”

Pick one. You cannot have it both ways.

A One Act Play About The Bible

Tom: I only believe what the Bible teaches.

Harry: I only believe what the Bible teaches, too.

Tom: I guess we believe all the same things.

Harry: The Bible says, “Call no man on earth father.” Do you call anyone on earth “father”?

Tom: Just my father.

Harry: But that’s not what the Bible says.

Tom: I guess I think that verse means something different than it seems to say.

Harry: Oh.

Tom: Do you believe that the earth spins round and round?

Harry: No.

Tom: But the Bible says that God fixed the world so that it shall never be moved.

Harry: I guess I think that verse means something different than it seems to say.

Tom: We have both used the expression “something different than it seems to say.”

Harry: That’s true. What do you think the expression means?

Tom: Maybe it means that we both have different *ways* of reading the Bible.

Harry: Maybe the word “traditions” is another word for the word “ways.”

Tom: That is true.

Harry: Perhaps it wasn’t terribly helpful for us to say that we only believe what the Bible teaches.

Tom: I am glad we had this conversation. Let’s learn more about traditions now, and learn more about the Bible in the process.

Cool Teacher: A One Act Play

Veteran teacher: Hey new teacher what are some of your favorite poets?

Cool teacher: (puts on sunglasses) I like Dylan.

Veteran teacher: Oh, the modernist Welsh poet Dylan Thomas. Yes, he’s quite amaz—

Cool teacher: No.

(Cool teacher drags on cigarette while mounting 1966 Triumph Bonneville motorcycle and looking off toward the horizon)

Veteran teacher: Wha—

Cool teacher: Bob. Dylan.

Veteran teacher: Well, now that’s an amazing opinion to have!

Cool teacher: (removing sunglasses) His version of “Must Be Santa” kills me.