On Hypocrisy

The teacher to the student: Can you not write a single paragraph without becoming bored and checking your phone?

The student to the teacher: Can you not grade a single essay without becoming bored and checking your phone?

Sunday Morning Catechism With My Daughters

Every week, on the drive to Church.

Q: Where are we going?

A: To Church.

Q: Where is Church?

A: In Heaven.

Q: When is Church?

A: The end of time.

Q: Who will we see at Church?

A: Mary, Jesus, the martyrs, the saints, the apostles, and the prophets.

Q: Who are the apostles?

A: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Thomas, Matthew, James, Thaddeus, Simon, Judas, Matthias

Q: What are the virtues?

A: Faith, hope, love, wisdom, justice, courage, temperance

Q: What are the spheres?

A: Earth, air, fire, Moon, Mercury, Venus, Sun, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Stellatum, Primum Mobile, Empyrean

Q: What are the fruits of the Spirit?

A: Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

Q: Where does God live?

A: Everywhere.

Q: When does God live?

A: Every time.

Q: What does God know?

A: Everything.

Q: How good is God?

A: All good.

Q: What is the most important thing you do all week?

A: Take the body and blood of Jesus.

Q: Is it more important than school?

A: Yes.

Q: Is the bread and the wine kind of like the body and blood of Jesus or is it actually the body and blood of Jesus?

A: It is actually the body and blood of Jesus.

Q: And what would you say if someone told you it wasn’t?

A: I would say, “You are wrong. It is the true body and blood of Jesus, because that is what the Orthodox Church teaches.”

Q: Why does Jesus give you His body and blood?

A: Because He is good and because He loves us.

Q: Do you love Him, too?

A: Yes. Very much.

Q: How do you love Him?

A: By doing all the things He commands.

Q: What will happen after you eat the body and blood of Jesus?

A: Jesus comes into our hearts and does all the good things we do.

Q: Does Jesus do evil things with you?

A: No.

Q: Have you asked Jesus into your hearts?

A: Many times.

Q: If you decide to get married someday, what kind of man must you marry?

A: An Orthodox man, or else he won’t come to Church with us and our children will be confused.   

All This Time

Since quitting social media, I’ve had all this time to read. Last week, I finished The Talented Mr Ripley. Patricia Highsmith writes very fine sentences, good paragraphs, but is not much for chapters. Nonetheless, her capacity to identify the micro-incentives, micro-disappointments, and micro-delusions which happen at a nearly imperceptible level in the human heart was astounding.