Teacher: Have you been baptized?
Student: Well, my metaverse avatar, which is Kermit the Frog dressed as the police officer from the Village People, was e-baptized at a service in a digital Dave & Busters. Does that count?
Teacher: A baptism really needs to be a public profession of faith.
Student: There were 43,000 people in attendance. No one actually goes to my church anymore. It’s far more public at a digital Dave & Busters. Trust me.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 