What Happens Next

Teacher: Have you been baptized?

Student: Well, my metaverse avatar, which is Kermit the Frog dressed as the police officer from the Village People, was e-baptized at a service in a digital Dave & Busters. Does that count?

Teacher: A baptism really needs to be a public profession of faith.

Student: There were 43,000 people in attendance. No one actually goes to my church anymore. It’s far more public at a digital Dave & Busters. Trust me.

Published by Joshua Gibbs

Sophist. De-activist. Avid indoorsman.

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