Tom: Let’s order the tableside chips.
Harry: What’s that?
Tom: The waiter wheels a cart out with a bag of chips on it and you like get to see him rip open the bag of chips and then pour the chips in a metal bowl. Then he, like, places the bowl of chips right on the table for you. It’s just neat to see. You know the chips are like really fresh because they open the bag like right in front of you, you know? It’s just neat. It’s not cheap but it’s worth it to know you’re getting fresh chips.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 