91% Fresh = Definitely abysmal
92% Fresh = Definitely wretched
93% Fresh = Definitely terrible
94% Fresh = Definitely quite bad
95% Fresh = Definitely Bad
96% Fresh = Definitely Mediocre
97% Fresh = One funny scene
98% Fresh = Maybe okay
99% Fresh = Not bad
100% Fresh = Might be kind of good
78% Fresh = Potentially the best movie of the year
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 