How To Interpret Twitter Statistics

Step one: Say something profound or provocative.

Step two: Count the number of people who respond in any way. That is how many followers you actually have.

Step three: Repent of all the ways you have lied to yourself when explaining to yourself why almost no one ever responds to your tweets.

Published by Joshua Gibbs

Sophist. De-activist. Hack. Avid indoorsman.

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