From a history class in the year 2500 A.D.
Teacher: One of the things men in the 21st century absolutely despised was attending meetings. No one liked meetings.
Student: I don’t know if I can believe that.
Teacher: Why?
Student: If everyone hated meetings, who was scheduling all the meetings?
Teacher: The same people that hated going to them.
Student: Why?
Teacher: (staring intensifies)
Student: Why?
Teacher: They were insane.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 