Mrs. Grady: Class, what is 9 divided by 3? Lucas?
Lucas (7): Absolutely. Yeah. So, 3?
Dad: Did you call your sister a ‘puke sandwich’ and hit her in the face with the Happy Pumper?
Elijah (5): Sure. So, no.
Mr. Ogleby: Alright, my little biologists. First review question from yesterday’s lesson: Is the nucleus “the powerhouse of the cell”?
Harper (9): So, I love that you asked this question. I feel like I want to say, ‘No.’
Librarian: Let’s go over the rules one more time before you go looking for books. How loudly should you speak when in the library?
Marcus(6): (contemplatively) Mmmmmm. Right. So, whispering?
Marcus: Knock knock.
Marcus’s mother: Who’s there?
Marcus: Sure. So, tank?
Marcus’s mother: Tank who?
Marcus: (compassionately) Absolutely. So, you’re welcome.