This is from a review of Frog and Toad are Friends.
Christians have maintained such daft opinions on children’s books for years. What is worse, reasonable Christians have politely nodded as their unreasonable friends and acquaintances have said such stupid things.
Granted, fear of Seuss is risible, but Christians can’t all-of-a-sudden pretend they care about others having reasonable opinions on literature. We invented the daft, preachy worldview review. The thing has simply gotten out of the cage in the last ten years.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 