A Short History of Audacious Bets Made In America During The 20th Century

Christians: (pushing a small stack of poker chips into the middle of the table) I bet there’s no such thing as gluttony.

Secularists: (pushing out two larger stacks of poker chips) I bet there’s no such thing as lust.

Christians: (undaunted, pushing all remaining poker chips out) I bet there’s no such thing as shallowness.

Secularists: *mops brow*

Published by Joshua Gibbs

Sophist. De-activist. Avid indoorsman.

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