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There are schools with sucky teacher appreciation weeks, sucky compensation packages for teachers, sucky assemblies, sucky house programs, and sucky faculty development programs that only exist because of accreditation requirements–where students will still get a sermon from the principal that goes, “I feel like you’re only interested in doing the bare minimum here. You checkedContinue reading “Classical Christian Irony”

Every time I go to a wine bar, I hope they’re playing something like this.

These are the results of the “Worldview Checkup,” which you can take here. The results are free and immediate, in case you are impatient.

Fourteen theses to rescue wonder from the zeitgeist. 1. To discuss a thing, contemplate a thing, or enjoy a thing—either by tasting, hearing, or seeing—is not necessarily to wonder at that thing. This is true even when the thing being discussed or enjoyed is very good. Very few acts of thought or perception constitute wonder.  Continue reading “Create Wonder. Cultivate Wonder. Induce Wonder. Offer Wonder. Commodify Wonder. Market Wonder. Cash In On Wonder.”

This thing was probably made with shade grown organic aluminum that will slowly turn blue over the next thousand years.

Today, I spent around half an hour online filling out a 70+ question survey that would determine how biblical my worldview is. All the questions were multiple choice. Interestingly enough, many of the questions had nothing to do with what I believe, or even what I do, but rather how I feel when certain thingsContinue reading “My Basic Problem With “Biblical Worldview” Stuff”

Demon: You should watch a movie tonight. Tom: I think you’re right. I will. Demon: What are you in the mood for? Tom: Something dark, I think. Demon: Nice. Tom: Ah, but here’s the thing. I’m going to view a dark movie with my Christian worldview. Demon: Ooh, I’m really scared. Please don’t write aContinue reading “That Will Not Scare The Demons”

“Teacher: Can we talk about Oliver?  Principal: What has he done this time?  Teacher: Today, just a lot of the same small stuff.   Principal: Then what’s the problem?  Teacher: I know that re-enrollment contracts are going out in a couple weeks and I wanted to know if you’re planning on inviting Oliver to come backContinue reading “Is A School “Giving Up” On Students It Expels?”

Donostia anchovy stuffed green olives: for a memorable martini. Torres brand foie gras potato chips: according to the label, made with real foie gras. Primo specialty foods Blackberry Serrano Preserves: the best savory jam I’ve ever tasted. This Caesar dressing is many orders of magnitude better than every other Caesar dressing. Divina grilled green olives:Continue reading “Foods I Recommend”