Children – There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.

Progress

Boys in 8th grade Latin classes: “When are we actually going to use this in the real world? Boys in 12th grade: “I wrote my thesis on why travel soccer players should be paid in cryptocurrency.”

My Funny Child

“Michelle/My belle/French French French French French French French French French/ French French French French.” -Beatrice singing along to “Michelle”