Conservatives are obsessed with pilling. Everybody is getting this-pilled and that-pilled. The pills aren’t even colors anymore. There are noun-pills and idea-pills. Even modest changes of mind constitute a pilling of some sort.
“I wanted to go to Wendy’s for lunch but Tony Whopper-pilled me and we went to Burger King, instead.”
“We were going to walk but Cheryl car-pilled me and so we drove.”
“So I’m sick, and I was going to take DayQuil in its liquid form, but Mark pill-pilled me and I took gel caps instead.”
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 