The Troparion of the Mediocre Saint Bob

Comic, but by no means a joke. This is wonderful.

“By not cursing in rush hour traffic, thou hast found the way to divine contemplation/

And by working nine to five at a mind numbing desk job for twenty years to feed thy family thou hast broken the snares of the enemy/

By not judging the people of Walmart thou has shown thyself to be an enlightener O pure one/

Thou has kept the faith through the raising of teenage daughters, O holy husband and daddy Bob, pray to Christ God to save our souls.”