“No doubt, you people have wondered why it’s necessary to tell me eight or nine times a week, ‘Trent, tuck in your shirt.’ You must complain about it in the breakroom. One of you probably says something like, ‘I had to remind Trent to tuck in his shirt again today,’ and then someone else says, ‘So did I,’ and a third says, ‘Me, too!’ You probably stand around shaking your heads, wondering how anyone can need so many reminders to tuck in his shirt. It’s baffling, isn’t it? Well, I’d like to tell you why I need so many reminders. I probably shouldn’t do this, and it’s probably a betrayal of my own kind to do it, but I’m going to tell you why you have to keep reminding me to tuck in my shirt. It’s because you morons never really do anything about it.”
-from my latest for CiRCE
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 