“Good evening, everyone. We’re so glad you’re here. I’d like to ask everyone to take this opportunity to silence your phones. If your phone goes off during the performance/service, we ask you make a $20 donation to our cause. You’ll find boxes near the exits where you can leave your donation. Thanks, and enjoy the show.”
Teach me to care and not to care.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 