“Next to [Piglet’s] house was a piece of broken board which had: “TRESPASSERS WILL” on it. When Christopher Robin asked Piglet what it meant, he said it was his grandfather’s name, which was short for Trespassers William.”
This is the best joke in a work of twentieth century literature.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 