Kroger: Would you like to scan and bag your own groceries?
Customer: Bag my own groceries? Are you going to pay me to do your work?
Kroger: No. As a matter of fact, we’re going to start charging you for the bags that you’re filling yourself.
Customer: Is the bag fee going toward higher quality bags?
Kroger: No. The new bags break ten times quicker than the old ones.
Customer: Win win win. Sounds good to me.
There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. 